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August 16, 2007
Micheal Vick Sued for 63 Billion, Billion!?!#
Laura always keeps me abreast of the good articles found at Good Magazine. This one is pretty funny, sad, and yes, real.
An incarcerated man in South Carolina is suing the alleged canine-killer Michael Vick to the tune of (drum roll), "63,000,000,000 billion dollars," whatever that means. With a comically frivolous figure such as "63,000,000,000 billion" there must be an equally preposterous set of charges to match, right? Ding. The inmate, one Jonathan Lee Riches, alleges that Vick stole two of his pit bulls, used them for fighting, sold them on Ebay, and "used the proceeds to purchase missiles from the Iran government." Why missiles? Because of Vick's alliance with Al Qaeda of course. Hell, we're convinced.
Demanding that the money (remember that by money we mean 63,000,000,000 billion dollars) be backed by "gold and silver" and be delivered directly to the gate of The Williamsburg Federal Correctional facility, Riches implores Vick to "stop physically hurting my feelings and dashing my hopes."
All we have to say is, Vick better pay up.
here are the pages handwritten and filed as such...jeez.
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Page Three (please note the 'allegiance to Al-queda' and 'microwave testing' on the guy! Laughing out loud! hahaha
hope you laughed too!!
jc
Posted by joshuacase at August 16, 2007 05:22 PM